"Welcome to the Future."

"I don't like it here, let's go back!"

I've seen these things before, but not since I became an avid blogger and amateur investigative journalist. These ordering machines are just one more reason why none of us should have children.


Anyone who thinks things like this are good should read Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut. Oh my goodness, my blog just sunk to a new low... I'm book dropping now. Well I've never read the book myself, but I overheard someone talking about it one day while I was tailgating at a Sun Devil's game.

Outtakes reel!

some outtakes from my past two posts...

Ryan Reyes didn't win the long launch contest as easily as it may have seemed. He got totally acid roached on this first attempt.

EPod made it pretty far, but couldn't quite hang onto it. Poor little guy.

Remember this amazing clip....?

Well we didn't get it on the first try. Here's what happened before we got the good one. I can't actually figure out which on I like better, let me know what you guys think.

Ryan Rail-es

Ryan Reyes told me that he wanted to film some stuff on the rail. I was skeptical, but I was also up for seeing someone get hurt. So, I agreed to film him.

He was being such a baby.......

But Ryan was not to be laughed at. Watch what happens when you doubt Ryan Reyes's rail skills......

You get pwnd!!!

Woodward West

Today was the last day of Spring Camp. We had a long Jump Contest to see who could launch the farthest! This is Ellis and Ethan doing their best Ryan Reyes impression!

But no matter how hard anyone tried, Ryan was not to be outlaunched on his home court!

It's something unpredictable, and in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life!

Oh no you did not!

This video was never supposed to see the light of day, but the real reason that Pat Franklin left my house and went home was because he crossed Ari and got kicked in the fucking face!

No homo?

So homo! I learned pivot to fakies on this ramp. More specifically, I learned pivot to fakies at about the same spot as those spray paint cans are. That trick is terrifying to try at first, but we get through it. Anyway, the ramp wasn't sky blue when I learned them though, it was still masonite colored with random graffiti all over it. It was painted blue for Steve Davs's 30th? birthday. Fun times were had. I never carved over the rainbow, which is weak sauce. Especially since Tim was doing kickflip wallrides? over it drunk and Ben was doing switch frontside carves over it. I'm a punk, but at least I learned pivot to fakies and then got famous for them! No homo.